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Al-Qaida Declares New "Cabinet Roster" for its "Islamic State of Iraq" (ISI)

By Evan Kohlmann

Al-Qaida's "Islamic State of Iraq" (ISI) has issued an updated leadership "cabinet roster." The roster reads as follows:

- Deputy Emir and Minister of War: "Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, Abdel Moneim al-Badawi"
- Minister of Shariah Councils: "Shaykh Abdul Wahab al-Mashhadani"
- Minister of Public Relations: "Shaykh Mohammed al-Dulaimi"
- Minister for Prisoners and Martyrs: "Shaykh Hassan Jubouri"
- Minister of Security: "Professor Shaykh Abdul Razzaq al-Shammari"
- Minister of Health: "Dr. Shaykh Abdullah Qaisi"
- Minister of Information: "Shaykh Professor Ahmad al-Tai"
- Minister of Petroleum: "Shaykh Osama Laheebi"
- Minister of Finance: "Shaykh Professor Yunis al-Hamdani"

SOURCE:

Paradigm Intel supplies the names of the alternates

incase those above are unable to perform their duties.

- Deputy Emir and Minister of War: "Abu al-Santa Clauses"
- Minister of Shariah Councils: "Shaykh Bunny of the Easter"
- Minister of Public Relations: "Shaykh Mohammed al-Dummy"
- Minister for Prisoners and Martyrs: "Shaykh Licon of Abraham"
- Minister of Security: "Professor Shaykh Abdul Anybody"
- Minister of Health: "Dr. Shaykh al-Morea Fakers Namerus"
- Minister of Information: "Shaykh Professor Obama Nothera"
- Minister of Petroleum: "Shaykh Osama Beanior"
- Minister of Finance: "Shaykh Professor Ponzi Hopus"

Gee it seems the al Qaeda of Iraq is growing out of thin air.

Gerald

Anthropologist

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