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    Sunday, May 24, 2009

    How to join al Qaeda:









    How to join al Qaeda or the
    Taliban:
    By Gerald: Internet Anthropologist Think Tank
    05.24.09

    From one of our sources:
    So you want to join al Qaeda.



    You will need to make contact over the Internet, post your request in one of the forums.
    or maybe you have some personal connections.

    There will be a lot of hurry up and wait
    weeks and months, while you are checked
    out,

    You must be in very good shape as you will
    be walking 4 to 6 weeks.

    And in various climates, from sub-zero temps
    to over 110 degrees. As you are smuggled
    walking thru many countries,over well know routes.
    Thru high low O2 mountain passes with ass deep snow,
    frost bite is common and not treated, medical services
    are non existent.
    And you will cross deserts with just enough water to keep you
    alive.

    You will learn the smell of your body, no toilet paper,
    thats what Allah gave your your left hand for.
    And the food will be just enough to keep you alive,
    expect huge weight losses.

    Your kit is subject to inspection time and time again,
    And your possessions will be seized by handlers
    for "Donations" to the poor. Often the handlers.
    They profit from fleecing recruits.
    This includes your money and passport,
    they can make good money reselling your
    passport on the black market.
    These funds do not go the the 'cause'
    but to the pockets of the criminal handlers
    along your route.
    Who are also drug smugglers and herion addicts.
    But hash, mary jane, black herion all are very cheap.
    The terrorist LIKE drug users.

    You will be cleaned out, hiking boots and
    thermal underwear, watches jewelry, sleeping bags,
    and warm clothing.
    And expected to buy your own weapon,
    Which will be taken form you if you don't
    meet muster.

    Don't expect warm hugs for your sacrifices,
    they don't konw you and don't trust you.
    And if they kill you they MAY get a verbal
    tongue lashing. And your body will just disappear.

    They will isolate you, and treat you as the unknown
    you are. You are suspected spies or informant, and treated in
    a hostile manner.

    If you are expecting a hero's welcome, you will
    be shocked.
    Are your a Sunni or Shia?
    If the wrong group gets you it could be very bad.

    You may receive minimal training and asked
    if you want to be a fighter or suicide bomber.
    They may use you unknowingly for either.

    Squalid housing, foul meals, fleas and sickness,
    diarrhea are the norm. Malaria is common, and 'they' may

    If you are not tough enough, read no complaints
    and willing to suffer 24/7 and go with out food,
    and be expendable, you will be turned loose.

    Robbed and treated disrespectfully is standard.
    The ranks of handlers are smugglers, criminals.
    No triumphant reception..Grilled for hours and
    boring repeated lectures.

    Battle field conditions.

    Then you maybe allowed to be used as cannon
    fodder.
    For some PR article or propaganda, after all
    you are expendable.

    Al Quada Talibam Takfir
    http://warintel.blogspot.com/2010/06/gadahn-american-jew-takfir.html
    And there are FATWAs against al Qaeda.

    Internet Anthropologist Think Tank: al Qaeda cult is HARAM, Fatwas
    Terrorist have Suicide bombers dance the "dance of death" for a few media bytes in a video or
    news story.

    THE DANCE OF DEATH:






    Dance you dumb bastards. DANCE.
    Gerald
    Anthropologist

    Update: 09.06.09
    they charged people who wanted to become suicide bombers, and where many of the fighters came from. Fighters from Saudi Arabia, for example, paid the most -- $1,088 -- for the opportunity to become suicide bombers....
    It also revealed the extent to which al Qaeda was relying on mercenary smuggling networks, rather than true believers, to get suicide bombers into Iraq.


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    8 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ...HAHAHA LONG LIVE AL QAEDA....ALLAHU AQBAR....ONE DAY IS ONE DAY AND ON THAT DAY, A BOMB WILL BE YOUR LAST WORRY....ENJOY YOUR DAY!

    10:22 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    YOU BETTER MAKE MY COMMENT PUBLIC YOU DUMB JEW FUCKER....NOW GO STAND AGAINST THE WALL WHERE WE PISS ON AND GO PRAY TO THE DEVIL MOTHER FUCKER.......

    10:24 AM  
    Blogger gerald said...

    We enjoy all our days, Allah willing,
    BTW how is your computer running?
    We will put tea on, await your friend,
    anyone knocked on your door yet? Hmm?

    G

    7:55 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    you have to be phisicaly fit to blow your self up!

    10:59 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    fuck globalism and capitalism you enslave people and destabilize countries and suck them dry of their life blood.just a Rome fell your empire will too.

    9:43 AM  
    Blogger gerald said...

    You Twit, just quit doing business with USA, dummy no body is forcing you to do business with US, duh.
    Is everyone that wants to join al qaeda a moron?

    G

    12:26 PM  
    Anonymous auga liabs in south africa said...

    allah long liv. wana join alqaeda hw do i do it. help

    7:52 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    fuck al gueda

    2:54 PM  

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