By Gerald Internet Anthropologist Think Tank
Currently I have the much of the same Intelligence
capacities as the KGB
in Russia did in the 1990's.
Thanks to the Internet.
The KGB spent billions for their Intelligence apparatus,
and I spend about $12,000 per year.
The KGB had hit men, I have cyber hit men, only
for use in self defense of course.
My Signet, Humint, OSINT, Rumint, is only limited by
All of our troops are volunteers.
The one's in sensitive posts are vetted.
Our Opsec is remarkable.
There are many attempts to infiltrate
our ranks, and we are easily infiltratable.
one can join.
We have developed very sucessfull methods
of spotting infiltrators.
And much of our work is on the job training.
Learning our way as we go.
In the beginning we would self disclose
our discoveries when we spotted an
Intelligence agency mole in our ranks.
That proved to be an unproductive policy.
As they would break off all communication.
We had expected them to continue and
ask how they were spotted.
Now when we spot a mole its time crucial
to ID where they are from, US Intelligence
we try and provide everything we have,
and just keep quiet about whom they are.
Others are dealt with accordingly.
Jahiddies we use, in counterintelligence ops.
Use Bot surveillance Units to track them across the
Internet and Infiltrate.
We have also developed new search methods,
most of us are used to vertical info searches,
but we have discovered a new approach horizontal
searches which are more effective but time and
Our social change ops are black and have been
Another Intelligence method we have pioneered
is paradigm Intelligence and you can
read its use on our blog posts.
Paradigm Intel has been one of our most
successful and powerful methods for extracting data
from closed cells.
After the GWOT and we get clearance we
hope to share some of our work with the public.
All data related to classified paradigm intel
has been deleted ( to NSA standards )
on all computers connected to the net.
Recently we have had to narrow our focus,
to keep data flows at manageable levels.
Otherwise we get caught in a flood of data
and its hard to keep current on everything.
Actionable Intel is always given priority.
And we are always in need of G2 people
report writers, and analysts.
We are constantly engineering new ways
of pulling Intel out of the Internet and hope
to remain on the cutting edge.
The future of Intelligence is the loss of
all privacy world wide, and new data mining tech.
Thank YOU bin laden and al Qaea.
While the risk of WMD from terrorist
remain I can live with the loss of privacy.
The problem in the future is getting
our privacy back and that technology
being passed on to Law Enforcement and
used in violation of the Constitution.
Once that pandora's box is opened its going
to be hard to close.
Tactical Internet Systems analyst