Taliban's monkey army, intercept

Taliban training monkeys for Jihad?

 

Taliban com intercept:
#1 is base operator
#2 is his supperior


1) speak english, no pashtune
inshal allah brother
2) yes english not arapic
inshalla brother
how is our holy monkey army?

1) we shura for best monkey
trainers in villiages. We force
They to train monkeys.


2) verily good

1) every trainer so far has been marytered
by the monkeys.
We can get them to shoot,
but they kill trainers.
run away with guns and shoot at us
from woods. we must hide till they
run out of amo.
Monkwys shoot each other
and we have to trade fruit to get
back empty guns.

2) so you have some progress.
that is good brother, good.
1) umm yes yes
we can get them to shoot, but
they shoot at everything.
Trainers, cooks,dogs, other monkeys
even look down barrel of gun
and shot themselves.
We are running out of monkeys.
we are afraid to train them on mortars.
Both motar instructors and monkey trainers
refuse.
Amonkey took over kitchen, and shot
at any one comming near while he
ate everything.
2) So have you have some small problems have you
taught them to shoot, you will over come with
the help of Allah, at uniforms.
1) ahh yes they will shoot at uniforms.
to be truth ful they shoot at every one.
The kids have quit coming to visit monkeys.
Bad bad problem, no more kids in camp
any more, they stay far far away.

2) is OK, if this doean't work out, we will
blame CIA. Say they trained the monkeys.
Damn chinese have spies and have seen
camp and posted stories.
Any chance of even one monkey attack on US forces?
1) NO, well maybe, some have excaped
with guns but not much amo, they might shoot at
them.
But the monkeys sill shoot at anyone.
Once you give them guns you have to get
away right away.
We release monkeys form cage, and
plant fruit among weapons,
and then we get in truck and drive away
very fast, and hear gun shots , many gun
shots.
2) yes that is good , good idea,
just release them with guns.
you are genius brother, I

picked you special for this op
1) no we returned and all the monkeys
were dead they kill each other.
we must to have to kill all trained monkeys.


2) why, that is not good why?
1) monkey saw Taliban bro watching porno
on computer thru window monkey
went out a nd stole weapon form sleeping
brother one anc came back and shot prono viewer
and sat down to wathch porn.
Had to kill monkey he wouldn't give
up PC.
( Taliban Porn #1, G )
2) any luck with RPGs
1) yes yes we have sent squad
of monkeys to you with RPGs
to show you progress.
They should be ariving your
location any min now.
2) you SOB

COM CONNECTION BROKEN.
end of intercept.


Gerald

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