How to join the Taliban

How to join the Taliban 

By Gerald: Internet Anthropologist Think Tank

From one of our sources:

So you want to join the Taliban

You will need to make contact over the Internet, post your request in one of the forums.

or maybe you have some personal connections.

There will be a lot of hurry up and wait

weeks and months, while you are checked

out,

You must be in very good shape as you will

be walking 4 to 6 weeks.

And in various climates, from sub-zero temps

to over 110 degrees. As you are smuggled

walking thru many countries,over well know routes.

Thru high low O2 mountain passes with ass deep snow,

frost bite is common and not treated, medical services

are non existent.

And you will cross deserts with just enough water to keep you

alive.

You will learn the smell of your body, no toilet paper,

thats what Allah gave your your left hand for.

And the food will be just enough to keep you alive,

expect huge weight losses.

Your kit is subject to inspection time and time again,

And your possessions will be seized by handlers

for "Donations" to the poor. Often the handlers.

They profit from fleecing recruits.

This includes your money and passport,

they can make good money reselling your

passport on the black market.

These funds do not go the the 'cause'

but to the pockets of the criminal handlers

along your route.

Who are also drug smugglers and herion addicts.

But hash, mary jane, black herion all are very cheap.

The terrorist LIKE drug users.

You will be cleaned out, hiking boots and

thermal underwear, watches jewelry, sleeping bags,

and warm clothing.

And expected to buy your own weapon,

Which will be taken form you if you don't

meet muster.

Don't expect warm hugs for your sacrifices,

they don't konw you and don't trust you.

And if they kill you they MAY get a verbal

tongue lashing. And your body will just disappear.

They will isolate you, and treat you as the unknown

you are. You are suspected spies or informant, and treated in

a hostile manner.

If you are expecting a hero's welcome, you will

be shocked.

Are your a Sunni or Shia?

If the wrong group gets you it could be very bad.

You may receive minimal training and asked

if you want to be a fighter or suicide bomber.

Suicide bomber, NOT, Tricked by al Qaeda

They may use you unknowingly for either.

Squalid housing, foul meals, fleas and sickness,

diarrhea are the norm. Malaria is common, and 'they' may

kill you if you get Malaria.

If you are not tough enough, read no complaints

and willing to suffer 24/7 and go with out food,

and be expendable, you will be turned loose.

Robbed and treated disrespectfully is standard.

The ranks of handlers are smugglers, criminals.

No triumphant reception..Grilled for hours and

boring repeated lectures.

Real Life experience joining the Taliban.

Then you maybe allowed to be used as cannon

fodder.

For some PR article or propaganda, after all

you are expendable.

And there are FATWAs against al Qaeda.

Internet Anthropologist Think Tank: al Qaeda cult is HARAM, Fatwas

Terrorist have Suicide bombers dance the "dance of death" for a few media bytes in a video or

news story.

THE DANCE OF DEATH:

 

Taliban, al Qaeda getting sick

hunting the taliban, finding sick children by the score

Internet Anthropologist Think Tank: Why they cut my tongue out...

Dance you dumb bastards. DANCE.

Gerald

Anthropologist

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