Do ya HATE your cell phone?

Do ya HATE your cell phone?

Beyond the cost and hidden charges.
Beyond features you will never use and
an instruction book bigger than the phone its self,
beyond its nagging, and dead spots
there is that damn tiny screen.

I hate that most of all.
I have to put on my reading glasses
just to read it.

And they want me to use it on the
Internet. Major handi cap.
Hard to read, tiny pics,
low resolution.
Watch a movie or vid on it?
HA....its like listening to music
with the sound so low you can hardly
hear it.

Now they have high resolution ear
phones and a jack on the phone.

Wouldn't it be great to have a
70" screen on your cell phone?

Imagine a cell phone screen bigger
that your TV at home....

They got it.....

But YOU can't use it...

It's a set of glasses, that
lets you look at your cell
phone screen like it was
a 70 inch high resolution
TV...."our award winning Head Mounted Display Image Monitors are used by the United States Navy, NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration), as well as Medical Research Teams, Law Enforcement Agencies, Doctors, Dentists and Healthcare Professionals in the U.S. and abroad."

But the cell phone companies
only put in a 160 by 272 resolution
jack.

Now if it was a 1026 by 768
resolution jack, your cell phone
screen will look like its an 70
inch TV.

NOW WATCH A MOVIE OR VIDEO.
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING
TO SURFING ON YOUR CELL PHONE.

Where is Darpa, our troops sure could
use a 70" screen rather than the cell phone
1 inch by 1 inch screen. ( ok so some of you
have a 2 in. by 3 in screen, you still squint. )
Think about looking at a map 1in.
by 1 in. vs a 70 in TV.

Geeze with the properly equipped cell
phones our troops could be equipted
with the 2030 communications gear the
Pentagon and I dreams about.

The cell phone is so close to being
a computer in your pocket, but they
could make it usable, fun to do.

Repeat after me:

"Give me my high res jack":
"Give me my high res jack":
"Give me my high res jack":
ok
now pound on your desk,
and louder, really yell it.

OK ok try an email to
who ever makes all these
cell phones.

We can do this,
they will make more money,
and we will live happily ever after.


Gerald
Anthropologist.

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