IDF phone call

Ring Ring, ( music )

HELLO

hello, is your father home?

JUST A MIN.

HE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THIS IS.

he doesn't know me but I have an important message for him.

OK HOLD ON.

HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR SELLING.

nothing, nothing I have a very important message for your father.
its about your safety.

SIGH... HOLD ON.

HE SAYS WE DON'T NEED AN ALARM SYSTEM BYE.
HANG UP CLICK.



RING RING

HELLO

please don't hang up this is very important let me talk
to your father, if you want to live get your father on the phone.

OK

HELLO WHO THE HELL IS THIS.
YOU THREATING MY FAMILY?

oh no sir, well not really.

do you live at xxxx xxxxx street?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW I'M NOT TELLING YOU
ANYTHING TIL I KNOW WHO THIS IS.

yes sir, maybe I've called at a bad time were your at meal?

NO JUST WHO ARE YOUR AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

sorry to bother you sir, I could call back later if this time is
inconvenient.

NO NO WHAT IS IT.

well sir this is the IDF, Israeli Defense Forces.
and your are MR. xxxxxxx
and you seem to have some rockets in the
south back bedroom under the bed.
is that correct sir?

NO NO WHAT ARE YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
WHO TOLD YOU THIS
THEY MADE ME PUT THE ROCKETS THERE.
I DON'T WANT THEM COME GET THEM.

sorry sir, this is a courtesy call.
please remove your family form the house.
we are going to blow it up in 15 min.

WHAT WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY
WHO IS THIS?
YOU ARE GOING TO BLOW UP
THE BACK BEDROOM?

ohh no sir;
our munitions are very accurate
it will only destroy your whole house
and maybe some of the neighbors
windows, but the blast shouldn't
blow down any of your neighbors
walls.

please make sure there is no one in your yard either.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
THIS IS A JOKE.

oh no sir you now have 14 min. left

YELLING IN THE BACKGROUND
TO KIDS AND WIFES.

OK WE HAVE 14 ERR 13 MIN
LEFT RIGHT.

only if you don't move the rockets.
if we see you moving them we hit
right away.

sir its ok if you don't believe me
but my job requires me to issue
you this warning.

The IDF thank you for your time
and have a good day
bye.

CLICK

The IDF is calling some homes before they blow them up
and warning the civilians, this is how we imagine the calls go.

Hamas fires over 6,000 rockets into Israel.
and then accuse Israel of over reacting.
And blame Israel for the attack.

Geographically its like Oregon firing 6,000
rockets into Calfornia.
And Oregon complaining about Calf.
over reaction.

Firing 6,000 rockets isn't
the way to settle problems.
What did Hamas expect
Israel to do?

Hamas is NUTZ.

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