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    Taliban outbreak of mental Illness

    Photo by Gerald: cr 2008

    Taliban mental Illness
    By Gerald, Internet Anthropologist Think Tank
    Nov. 3 2008

    Our sources inside Paki say the Taliban hate the  drone attacks.

    Just a drone flying over head make them scatter like little girls afraid of a bee.

    Even the guests have resorted to having children sleeping in the same room, and escorting
    the Arabs around.They figure if there are enough children around the drones won't attack.

    Now the Taliban are not hiding behind burkas, but behind children.
    This shamefull action is taking a toll on morale.

    The locals see the Talibans cowardice and fear.

    Some have resorted to sneaking outside and hiding and sleeping under 
    heavy trees when they hear drones in the area.

    The Taliban have started listening posts, to give early warning of approaching 
    drones. Someone high up in the mountains with a walki talki, listening for the slight 
    buzz of the pilotless drones.

    They are not aware the US is working on silent drones.
    The drones are number one on the list of Talibans demands.

    The Taliban leadership are in deathly fear of the drones.
    They have taken to pulling Lungee over their eyes in fear and more than
    a few have broken down in tears at just the sound of the drones.

    There are many wet Lungee's among the Taliban.

    Some have taken to loading their huqqa's with hash to steady their nerves.

    The Taliban are applying as much pressure as they can on the Paki Government
    to get the drone attacks stopped.

    Symptoms of clinical depression are evident among many Taliban leaders.

  • Constant sadness
  • loss of appetite
  • Irritability
  • Hopelessness
  • Trouble sleeping or sleeping all the time
  • Low energy or fatigue
  • Feeling worthless or guilty for no reason
  • Significant weight change
  • Difficulty concentrating
  • Loss of interest in favorite activities

  • As well as an outbreak of Ulcerative colitis and irritable bowel syndrome ("IBS").
    Many of the Taliban mujahedeen complain of the smell behind the leaders backs.
    We have heard of two "accidents", and pantless mujahedeen.

    In sounds of the Drones are literlally driving the Taliban crazy.

    Its sad to see those killing women, children, bombing mosques and Market 
    places, and planning suicied bombers depressed, very sad and foul smelling.

    The level of mental illness has been on the increase among the Taliban.




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