Lultzsec SNITCH-LOG

Lultzsec snitch:
LAURELAI-SNITCH-LOG
Fascinating: rolls over like a wet dog.
I don't think this player has ever heard of Opsec.
If authentic its an excellent insight to
the integrity and loyalty of Lulzsec members.

And gives one second thoughts.
Semantics reads like a Female.
12 armed FBI agents is a powerful motivator.

SEE below.



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Laurelai also like's to brag about screwing over her supposed hacker friends in this snitch log:


19:42 guess who payed me a visit
19:42 fbi?
19:43 i dot 'know who
19:49 well i know it's not your "friend" because that's a phsyical impossibility
20:23 fbi
20:23 oh ya?
20:23 yeah it was deh feds
20:23 last night?
20:23 i told them sabu did it all
20:23 this morning
20:23 lol
20:23 oh did they say why
20:23 and i told them kayla was MI5
20:23 lol
20:23 yeah over HBgary
20:24 told them the long boring history of chanology
20:24 and how greg housh and topiary ran anonops
20:24 and harrassed jen
20:24 so you had a nice chat
20:24 and how barrett brown was in on it
20:24 this is a crazy fed visit
20:24 yes
20:24 even offered them tea
20:24 usually they just stick guns to my head
20:24 they walked up to my door
20:24 and sais
20:25 a kinder gentler fed
20:25 are you laurelai
20:25 i said yah
20:25 why
20:25 and
20:25 they used my proper pronouns
20:25 best raid evar
20:25 *very* respectful
20:25 want me to be an informant on account im everywhere and iwas in the army
20:25 well i guess jen gets her retribution finally
20:25 w00t
20:26 ie. like before
20:26 lol
20:26 so i can feed them w/e i want
20:26 yes
20:26 they took my hard drives and my ipad tho
20:26 everything was wiped
20:26 and encrypted
20:26 and wiped
20:26 repeated
20:26 and my netbook
20:27 is fried from it
20:27 lol
20:27 so how are we talking now
20:27 they left my cd's
20:27 and my blank 2 tb hdd
20:27 and my hardware
20:27 i see
20:27 just took the hdd's
20:28 do you want to help them?
20:28 nicest raid ever
20:28 ya that's pretty reasonable
20:28 imma help them help me
20:28 :)
20:28 saabu did it all
20:28 cause im sexy
20:29 you told them about marblecake?
20:29 yes
20:32 what did they say
20:40 also lol @ the most polite raid ever
20:40 i'm pretty convinced they just take your hardware mostly to inconvenience you
20:41 i can't imagine they spend too much time cracking your shit 
20:43 i mean realistically
20:49 why would they
20:49 i gave them the truecrypt password
20:49 no need to crack
20:50 you gave them a TC passphrase to an empty disk?
20:50 to a disc with porn and warez
20:50 and they already told me
20:50 lol
20:50 they didnt care about it
20:50 the porn and warez?
20:51 nope
20:51 they told me
20:51 not illegal to download
20:51 just to sell it
20:51 but
20:51 to please not dl anymore
20:52 did they at any point serve you a warrant?
20:56 yes
20:56 well that IS polite
20:56 they did that first
20:56 i never get to SEE the warrant
20:56 it's usually not signed by a judge
20:56 they read it to me
20:56 and i got a copy
20:57 they were gonna take my hardware but i talked them otu of that
20:57 they just took the hdd
20:57 and my ipad
20:57 :|
20:57 that sucks
20:58 fkin jews
20:58 oh well
20:58 they are tools
20:58 and now they are my toosl
20:59 post a pic of the warrant 
21:00 lol
21:00 its silly
21:00 it covers so much shit
21:00 we talked for like 5 hours
21:01 and gave me their card
21:01 and asked me to let them know the next time kayla tweeted
21:01 what do they want with `k
21:01 speaking of i got to call them
21:01 what do you think
21:01 about?
21:01 they were hot after kayla
21:02 what do i think about what
21:02 they want kayla
21:02 asking over and over
21:02 i see
21:02 give them kayla?
21:02 kayla kayl kayla
21:02 sure what i know
21:02 what's the obsession with xyrix
21:02 i mean kayla
21:02 totally kayla
21:02 i told them my theory
21:02 that kayla was MI5
21:03 why would you even have a theory like that
21:03 oh we talked about HBGary
21:03 because its one of my pet conspiracy theories i throw around for lulz
21:03 i also told them
21:03 that kayla hated greg hoglund
21:04 with a passion
21:04 and that he knew her irl but didnt relize he knew her
21:04 hope he enjoys the talk with the feds
21:04 lol
21:05 i said im an innocent reporter ill cooperate sir
21:05 you and BB!
21:05 innocent as the day is long ;D
21:05 so you have to call agen so and so
21:06 to discuss the contents of your hdd
21:06 what contents?
21:06 its all junk and warez
21:06 i wiped remember
21:07 even wiped all my irc logs from oneechan
21:07 good job
21:07 they were looking for logs
21:07 i told them i didnt log except HQ
21:07 and that was already public
21:08 told them about fake gregg
21:08 and how i thought he was an informat
21:08 see iw as trying to go forward to LE
21:09 :D
21:09 i socialed the fuck out of them
21:09 what did they say about that
21:09 hard
21:09 so hard
21:09 oh
21:09 they wanted his twitter account info
21:10 they never heard of FGH before now
21:10 i bet they want to talk to him about pretending to work with the gov
21:10 i hope he enjoys his convo
21:10 heh
21:11 vigilantism
21:11 basically now im their go to girl for anything anon related
21:12 good news
21:12 yup
21:13 falls right into the plan
21:17 you go to work?
21:19 im at work now
21:19 they were nice enough to finish before i had to get ready
21:23 a kinder gentler fbi
03:37 intimidated
03:39 yeah
03:39 he was shaking when he talked to me
03:39 used um alot
03:39 i spoke confidently
03:39 acted like i was queen of my castle
03:44 why would he be afraid of me
03:48 no idea
03:52 i mean i can tell when im intimidating someone
03:53 he was intimidated
03:53 how many feds?
04:05 like 12
04:05 nobody pulled a gun and nobody was a dick
04:05 everyone was real polite
04:05 i like polite
04:06 they even bought me a coke
04:06 like
04:06 sent one of their dudes out to go get it for me
04:06 are you high or something?
04:07 no
04:07 adrenalin
04:07 ok just makin sure
04:07 you weren't seein invisible v&'s
04:07 i thought they had come to arrest me
04:07 but no
04:07 they asked for my help
04:07 politely
04:07 i mean the idea that an arresting officer went out to get you a fucking coke is a bit absurd to be blunt
04:07 i mean don't you think?
04:08 i was never under arrest
04:08 they were there
04:08 yes you were
04:08 if they were there you were under arrest
04:08 no
04:08 they said
04:08 you are not under arrest
04:08 you dont have to talk to us
04:08 if you want to stop
04:08 at any time you can
04:08 and we will go
04:09 they had a document to that effect too
04:11 im not even fucking joking
04:15 they want topiary too
04:15 and sabu
04:15 wanted them already
04:15 but you know
04:15 sabu did it all


SOURCE:
Update: Denial:

stuxnetsource Laurelai Bailey 

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personal details are mine partially wrong but I never said any of that crap

stuxnetsource Laurelai Bailey 

And make note i have nothing to do with lulzsec and have even publicly criticized them at times. Dont believe every pastebin you read

The arrest warrant will be forth coming, or not?
If interview was real arrest will follow.
G


Is Lulzsec gone? NO
http://warintel.blogspot.com/2011/06/is-lulzsec-gone-no.html


Lulzsec paradigm, game plan.
http://warintel.blogspot.com/2011/06/is-lulzsec-gone-no.html

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