SPOT THE BOMBER
Spot a fanatic
TROOPS are taught the telltale signs of a potential suicide bomber -
such as covering their PRIVATES.
It is often the last thing a fanatic does before detonation.
( The down blast, shreds the penis; SORRY guys. )
SWEATING:
LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHOM IS LOOKING AT THEM
BULKY CLOTHES
THOUSAND YARD STARE
MUMBLING THE QRAAN
IN ENGLAND THE SUICIDE BOMBER WAS ALSO ON FIRE.
( THE Liberal Democrats should be warned that not every person on fire at the airport is necessarily a terrorist )
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THE LAST LINE WAS MINE....
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