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    Wednesday, July 08, 2009

    Cyber Sniper

      What its like to be a cyber sniper?
      By Gerald; Internet Anthropologist. Think Tank
    You get your sanctioned kill order:
    You plan prepare and notify upstairs
    your active, and await the Green light.

    Waiting on the Green.Click

    THEN you GO
      Well its like hunting rats in a totally black, dark room.
      One listens for the sound of them scurring about.
      Then toss some food at them to occupy them
      and side track them, keep them busy while you
      go to work.
      Then you take a delicate, high feed back fishing
      pole that can reach around the whole world in one hand and carefully
      probe them, gently run it over the rats
      till you can feel the outline of the rat from the
      fishing pole touching the rat very gently.
      In the other hand you have a steel pipe the same length
      as the fishing pole.
      If he runs you keep it up till he gets used to
      the tip of the fishing pole touching him.
      And he sets still while he is petted with the
      fishing pole tip,
      Remember its totally dark, you can't see anything.
      You can hear and feel around with the tip of the
      fishing pole. But you are blind.
      Once you have Id the Rat and are sure its a rat,
      Right height, 3 ", tail and about 2 or 3" wide
      and squeeks, and you know exactly where it
      is you quickly move the fishing pole tip out of
      the way and beat the hell out of the rat with the
      steel pole in the other hand. While you see nothing.
      Then you sit back and listen,
      Eventually you put the fishing pole tip
      back in the room and see if the rats body
      is laying still, if it moves or bites the pole,
      you beat hell out of it again.
      Once your sure its dead you lay microphones ( BSU's)
      to listen for any more of them scurring about and
      go on to the next dark room with your target.
      Tactical Internet Systems analyst.



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