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    You might be a member of the Taliban if.....

    You might be a member of the Taliban if.....

    * Jan 17, 2008 at 9:31 AM
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    H/Tto Domestikdiva

    10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to alcohol

    9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    8. You have more wives than teeth.

    7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

    4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

    3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

    1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.


    If you talk boys into blowing themselves up but think Youtube videos are bad for them.

    If you make students learn the Koran in a foreign language, ( Arabic ) but
    but don't instruct them in its meaning.

    Let you children behead men with a knife but think TV is dangerous for them.

    If you kill children but LOVE goats.

    Don't know where the Durand line is.

    Are a brave fighter but hide under a bush if you hear something in the sky,
    and take chldren into battle with you.

    If you would kill over a cartoon but think blowing up a Mosque is OK.

    You might be Taliban if you have no HONOR, but hide Bin Laden in the name of honor.



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