SPOT THE BOMBER

Spot a fanatic

TROOPS are taught the telltale signs of a potential suicide bomber -

such as covering their PRIVATES.
It is often the last thing a fanatic does before detonation.

( The down blast, shreds the penis; SORRY guys. )

SWEATING:

LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHOM IS LOOKING AT THEM

BULKY CLOTHES

THOUSAND YARD STARE

MUMBLING THE QRAAN

IN ENGLAND THE SUICIDE BOMBER WAS ALSO ON FIRE.

( THE Liberal Democrats should be warned that not every person on fire at the airport is necessarily a terrorist )

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THE LAST LINE WAS MINE....